My Life
My name is DTSL Williams and I am an Orlando web designer at Orb Portals Studio, the site where I post my work, talents, and internet services. Comments in my blog, The Back Office, does not reflect the opinions or operating procedures and standards of Orb Portals Studio and other affiliated sites on OrbPortals.com.
This Blog is a place for where I can vent, and while I may vent in irrational means, I assure you, I’m far nicer in reality.
Contacts
Inquiries: Please leave a message on my comments pages or email me. I don’t have a cell at the moment because I heard cell phones might cause testicular cancer! Actually it is because I don’t like cell phones.
General OrbPortals Questions: I’d say contact the help desk at OrbPortals.com, but seeing as that’s also my job…. Call the number above or email me or comments.
Complaints: The best thing to do, if you have a complaint, is to start with the help desk. Ask a short, friendly question, and I will love to help you as much as I can or direct you to someone who can better help you.
The Orb Award: This project is still in the works. Best to just use the number above.
Other Inquiries (related to me or my position) these can best be sent to my email, Azselendor.Public@OrbPortals.com and I’ll answer them the best I can. Avoid being purged by my spam filters by including “Orb Portals” or “The Back Office” in the subject line.
My Itinerary
About 3-4 hours at home each day, About 1-2 hours at the office, and the rest in the field. Safe bet is to email me.
Travel Plans:
- Monday-Friday & Saturday is work.
- After hours Hanging out with my little brother, family, or watching out for them.
- Stay at Home because I have too much to do and nothing to show for it.
My Goals
- Start saving money for retirement
- Finish and Launch Advent Empires
- Own a Home and Car
- Loose Weight
- Get the Girl
My Commitments
- My Parents and Their Business
- Doing other people’s work
About
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My Writings
- It’s not that I’m ignoring this site
- Five Ways to Tell if Your Site Sucks
- I know I don’t blog that much
- Renters need More Protection
- That New Car Smell, Last Year’s Model
- This Blog, This Site
- Got a Big Hat, But No Cattle
- Too Clever By Half
- Putting Lipstick on a Pig
- The Dog That Won’t Hunt
- Dancing with the Date that Brung Ya
- Orlando Web Directory Updates March 2009
- Sunday Humor at Pizza Hut
- Bioshock plans a star wars-esque future
- The Speech McNasty wanted to give
Topics of Interest
- Business (12)
- Current Projects (16)
- Earth/Science (5)
- Entertaiment (7)
- Freedom From Religion (23)
- Game Design/Ideas (2)
- Humor (11)
- Next Crisis (11)
- Personal (10)
- Productivity (5)
- Rampancy (16)
- Talking Points (11)
- Technology/Gadgets (7)
- The Root of Enlightenment (5)
- Uncategorized (1)
- Video Games (1)
- Web Design/SEO (28)
- Web Directory (1)
- Websites that Suck (7)
Tag, you're it.
by Albert Einstien→ 24 March 1954

